19th January 2007


BARING THE SOUL WITH A COMIC EDGE
If you think Frank McCourt, of Angela's Ashes, had it bad, then you've obviously never met Janey Godley. Yet somehow she manages to see the funny side to life, writes Colene McKessick Janey has suffered
a lot through the past 46 years. As a child, she was sexually abused
by her uncle. As a teenager, her mother's body was found in the Clyde.
As a young woman, she married into Glasgow's gangland and nearly faced
imprisonment. As a mother, she has watched 22 of her close friends
die from heroin abuse. Other than sounding
like a script from River City, this would normally be enough to push
people over the edge. In any case, they certainly wouldn't find it
comfortable to talk about. But in Janey
Godley's case, her past has become her living. Every night, she stands
in front of a crowd and not only speaks frankly and candidly about
her violent past, she makes jokes about it. "Most comedians
lie and people believe it. I tell the truth and people don't,"
she said. Compared to Billy
Connolly for her humorous and blunt delivery of shocking and dark
issues, Janey is bringing her show Good Godley, a sell-out hit at
last year's Edinburgh Festival, to the Crown Court Hotel in Inverness
tonight. Named 38th in
the Hot 100 "people who have made the biggest impact on cultural
life in Scotland over the past 12 months", just behind new Dr
Who David Tennant, the former pub landlady is in demand. Based on her
bestselling autobiography Handstands in the Dark, tonight's show follows
the big gory stories of Janey's life, including those which couldn't
be printed in the book. Stories so shocking that, for legal reasons,
the audience can't even talk about them outside the show. "It's like
The Mousetrap but funny, you know?" she says in her loud and
brash Glaswegian tone. "It's just
the whole story about my life growing up, and the thing is I'm a comedian
and it's OK to have such strange subject matter in my hands,"
she says. Although she
may joke about her past - "the funny thing is, I believe my mum
was murdered and my in-laws are gangsters" - it has taken Janey
some time to come to this point. With her don't-give-a-damn
attitude and speech littered with expletives, you could be forgiven
for believing she is invincible. Underneath this
impressive bravado, however, is a woman who has suffered tremendous
physical and emotional abuse, sent an uncle to prison and watched
those around her succumb to the 1980s heroin epidemic in the slums
of Glasgow. "I do make
glib of the whole situation, but I know what happened to me,"
she says in an almost childlike voice. "I understand
the gravity of what happened; it is horrific, and sometimes I still
don't sleep very well if I think about it." In an instant,
she manages to slip back into shouty Janey Godley, the stage name
she adopted to symbolise a new start in her life. "I just
think, hell it's not my cross to bear, and it happened a long time
ago. "Of course
it affected me, but I'm one of these people who go well, yeah it messed
me up a bit, I wrote about it, I got my uncle sent to prison and I'm
not ashamed of being verbal about it. "People
expect me to be an alcoholic who sits in the corner chewing my hair. "Why is
it that we can't accept that some people just get on with it?" It's easy to
see how people can assume that she would have been affected at some
point in her life. As a child, she
lived in Shettleston in a tenement with her alcoholic father and a
mother who relied on Valium to see the day through. When Janey was
just 20, her mother went missing with her abusive boyfriend and was
discovered dead a few days later. When she was
just 18, Janey married the son of one of Glasgow's most notorious
gangsters, and for many years they ran a pub together. When police
seized weapons from their property, Janey came very close to spending
the rest of her adult life in a high-security prison. Although she
somehow finds a funny angle to all of these situations, there is one
subject which seems to have affected her much more deeply than any
other. From the ages
of five to 12, Janey was sexually abused and eventually raped by her
uncle. Although she and her sister knew they were both suffering at
the hands of their mother's brother, neither spoke of it until they
were grown women with families of their own. |
In 1996, Janey
and her sister took the man they had both feared as children to court,
where he was sentenced to two years' imprisonment. On his first night
in Barlinnie, he had both of his arms broken. "Talking and writing about what happened has made me a much stronger person," she said. "It has
made me face my biggest fear. You see, it's the silence that bonds
you and your abuser and the minute you break that silence, he has
lost all control of the situation. "It wasn't
easy for me to go to the police - people from my group of society
don't talk to the police in general. "And they
knew me already because of my husband's family, but finally talking
about what this disgusting man had done to me was the best therapy
I could have had." Since having
her uncle imprisoned, Janey has committed herself to helping others
in her situation, whether it be making others realise that abusers
can still be convicted years after the abuse has occurred, or talking
to those who have been through a similar situation. "When I
owned the pub, a man came up to me and said: 'Are you not worried
that everyone will know you had sex with your uncle?' "I couldn't
believe what I was hearing. The shame isn't mine; I was only five,
for goodness sake. "He represented
that section who still believe that because you've been abused you're
dirty and tarnished." Janey has also
received critical praise for her play The Point of Yes, written to
warn her daughter Ashley, now 20, of the effects that heroin abuse
can have on your life. She has since taken the play to high-security
prisons where she has worked with users and former addicts on a level
to which they can relate. In 2006, Janey
was recognised for her work with former addicts and children from
difficult backgrounds when she was nominated for Scottish Woman of
the Year. It is just one
accolade among many. It is easy, after all, to forget what Janey does
best - stand-up comedy. Her shows have
sold out at the Edinburgh Festival; she has performed to some of the
toughest crowds in Queens, New York, and spent a large part of last
year touring New Zealand, where she was awarded Best International
Comedian. "People
say I'm like having that annoying gabby cleaner from the local toilets
standing yapping in your living-room," she says with a giggle. "I just
talk; anything can be funny. "Maths could
be funny. Apparently, you can read the phone book and make it funny,
but I couldn't." When she talks,
everything is a joke. She sounds like a small child who has heard
her dad telling dirty jokes and is passing them on to her friends. Janey believes
that humour is just something built into all Scottish people; it's
part of our culture. "You know,
it's that whole thing of when you stand at a bus stop in Scotland,
there's always one old wee man who just starts telling you that his
wife has just had her kidney out. You don't get that anywhere else. "We just
talk through things, we have no stiff upper lip - in fact, we usually
don't know when to keep ours closed," she says with a laugh that
comes from the soles of her boots. "We are
inherently storytellers and I think that my audiences respect the
fact that what I'm telling them is the truth; it's just one of the
stories in my life. When she steps
back and takes a look at her life now, Janey doesn't see the issues
which plagued her early years. "The more
people tell me that I can't do something, the harder I'm going to
try," she shouts, in a voice which would have sent William Wallace
running with his kilt between his legs. "People
always put me down because of my background, but look at me now. "My English
teacher once told me I was smelly scum with nits who would never amount
to anything. "For a woman
who never got a single O level, I have written award-winning plays,
I work as a journalist and I've written a bestselling book. "If I met
that teacher now, I wouldn't use any fantastic flourishes of the English
language, because he doesn't deserve it. "I would
simply say: get it up ye." I don't think for a minute she would say anything else. |